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s kroon - writing
If frogs could fly planes, the world would be a much different place. Amphibians would be cavorting at cruising altitude in their aquatically-adapted airplanes. Alabama would be overrun by thousands of amphibians spouting off clever amphibologies such as "Nothing is better than a flying frog" or "Frogs like to do it higher."
As more and more frogs took to the wide blue yonder, little frog planes would be seen everywhere, affecting our daily lives as we know it. "I think my windshield was cracked by one of those blasted frog planes." "Waiter, a frog ditched into my soup." "Exhaust from frog planes is suspected to have added to the increased greenhouse gasses we have measured." "In a daring daylight raid, frogs have unsuccessfully bombed a nest of storks."
Who knows what would be in store if frogs could fly planes.
If Frogs
Could Fly Planes From The Word of the Day - May 24, 2000